"Ha ha ha ha ha"
"I’ll let bear go."
"Little Bear will be blown up by you. Hahahaha"
"Who am I and where am I? I think it’s a table tennis match or a photo. Can anyone tell me?"
"Kneel, this commentary is also sung."
"There’s no suspense about 11-3. Lin Junxiong won the total score of the second game by 2-0. The coach of the Japanese team was in a hurry and kept on. Er, if I were a coach, I would definitely sing a song for Sato to inspire him.
If the heart is in the dream, it is in the heaven and the earth, and there is true love to see success or failure. The heroic life is just to start all over again.
Come on, Sato lost two games. It’s no big deal. The game isn’t over yet. There’s a good chance. Look, Xiaoxiong won two games like nothing happened. "
I’ll give you both my knees. I don’t want them.
The audience knocked out gg
There is no change in the atmosphere of the stadium or that stadium.
What’s so wonderful about the rolling mill? Everyone is used to it. Shouldn’t it be like this? His face is ha ha and his heart is fluctuating.
But the commentary of this game in suluo has become different, which is true for the audience watching in front of the camera.
Suluo explained the passionate quips and even brought himself in from time to time as if he were in a game, or played a player’s heart os. Can the audience not feel immersive?
Others can shout "beautiful" and "good shot". suluo can say too much, but he can’t say that he has completely let himself go. Even the audience who sang fancy commentary shows have already doubted life.
There is still no suspense in the game. After all, the gap between strength and experience is there. Did Sato Hideyoshi, the captain of the old China table tennis team, show up?
Lin Junxiong got to the match point cleanly, and at this time coach China called a time-out.
"Well, this time is called a timeout."
Suluo was a little stunned, and the lens gave the China team a pause area. A suluo familiar dragon team was explaining what Lin Junxiong was doing.
"Who’s that fat guy? He seems to be the only one who doesn’t know the ball. He thinks the game is too fast and drags on for a while."
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Suluo suddenly said that the audience burst into laughter.
"Poof, hahahaha"
"That’s the Dragon Team, the Dragon Team. Hey, China’s first World Table Tennis Championship, World Cup and Olympic men’s singles Grand Slam winner, the first devil of Guoping. You said he didn’t know the ball."
"The dragon team pits you."
"Dragon team, my knee hurts."
"Dragon team scum, you know something about my strength. Somebody help me up, take out my bus card and so on."
Will suluo not know the Dragon Team? How is it possible that fans all know that the Dragon Team is too familiar to call others fat?
I don’t want you to be so cute. The audience is about to burst into tears.
"Ha ha ha"
"Ha ha ha ha ha"
Chapter seven hundred and twelve I don’t care I didn’t have fun.
Listen to suluo’s explanation of table tennis, and don’t even think about listening to a lot of technical explanations. People will say that they are non-professional and unknown commentators, and the audience probably don’t want to listen to his technical lectures.
Don’t say that the audience is outside now, and the leaders will laugh when they look at them. Even after tonight, this "ignorant ball" will spread all over the network. Lin Jun smiled and shook his head.
On the other hand, Yang Ying’s audience around her often criticized her for showing off herself, saying that she always said "I asked him something when I was having dinner with someone" or "I was like this when I was shopping with someone"
In fact, it’s good to talk about this. The audience loves to listen to this. After all, they are not exposed to the life of athletes at ordinary times. Well, if you don’t put yourself in the main position, people won’t hold it. It’s always a sideline. In my spare time, I will educate a young player that Yang Ying can talk about technology and listen to it. Once she is "casual", she will automatically switch to silent mode.
And suluo said lightly, "Who is this fat? He doesn’t know the ball."
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It’s not good. How dare you make fun of the Dragon Team? But words put yourself in a "knowing" position. The Dragon Team is still the first big devil whenever there is a little achievement that is definitely taken as the focus.
On the other hand, netizens at the big level are fed up with the media reporting that the national football player’s tender model girlfriend is playing shit, and the endless lace news is disgusting.
Guo Ping, who always wins silently, is not noticed by the media in the network. Although it is said that the football and table tennis market is a problem, it is not the case.
Always winning everyone’s bet, always losing people’s headlines
Correct should not be that the national football team should practice hard and don’t come out to make a fool of themselves before they get no results, but the winner should come out and applaud.
Maybe I don’t wait until tonight. Weibo’s slot is full of "I don’t know how to be fat". It has already been on the hot word list. Netizens have a vigorous and joyful spit.
"The dragon team pits you."
"The dragon pit owner said that you are a fat man who doesn’t know the ball."
"Dragon team pit cargo says you don’t know the ball. What do you think?"
Dragon Team Individual Weibo Guoping official Weibo message area has been maxed out, and now they are playing games abroad. It is estimated that both the Dragon Team and Guoping athletes don’t know that they have become popular now. If the Dragon Team knows that they have an extra nickname "I don’t know how to get fat", it is estimated that they will cry in the toilet.
"Director Lin explained this."
Yang Ying wanted to say something, but he was interrupted by a hand waving.
"I know this explanation is not suitable for a sports program in our station, and I can never finish learning his style.
But if you are biased to learn the advantages of his explanation of language characteristics and rhythm, grasping emotional mobilization, and taking the essence to make up for your shortcomings, you can go back and think about it. "
Began to pat her on the shoulder and encourage her to say a few words, then smiled and went to suluo to finish the live broadcast. The audience was satisfied with their stomachs and laughed and cramped. The table tennis fans had a bunch of new stalks and accidentally set a new viewing record, but this time began to find some noodles.
In all fairness, suluo’s explanation is fun, but it hurts too much. Table tennis is the first powerful country. This line segment is usually played by netizens in Weibo. At least on this occasion, this explanation is absolutely not feasible, but people just put it over to play, just this once.
"Ahem, your explanation will even be blacked out. It’s too rude to hold down the Japanese team and step on it. At least leave some noodles for others. You see, the Japanese players spit out haha."
Suluo: "Cut, I am really pertinent. That Japanese teenager is a dish. I still have to hold him. This is pertinent. When he is awesome, I will still boast that he is fine and come out to pretend to be like a god before the game. As a result, there is no suspense. I was crushed by the field for more than half an hour. I didn’t have fun. Can you blame me?"
Lin Jun "It is estimated that no one in the media in the country will criticize you, but the media in Japan will probably make a fuss about it."